ok literally one of us is going to have to change
i invented this look
*goes to a modeling job interview*
job interviewer: have you had any past experience?
job interviewer: do you have any reference?
job interviewer: you’re hired!
me: *randomly walks into Kim Kardashian’s house for no reason*
my life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS